china men, they are like SO funny!

previously on faceparty i recieved this message...


gopt8389 says...

hi~~i am from newcastle! how r u? u r so HOT! i am a chinese boy who wanna find a english girl~~girl who likes to hav 'FUN' with me ! I would like to will u some money even just for a blow job or some dirty pics of urs! hv u got msn or yahoo messenger? mine is gopt8389@hotmail.com for both! add me plz~




so i thought, what the hell, lets add the guy!




† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
yes i have pics
kev says:
send it to me
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
watch over there ------>
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
do u see
kev says:
yes~my cock is getting bigger
kev says:
can u send it to me?
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
no
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
look again
kev says:
when u take it?
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
last week
kev says:
u hav breasts
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
i do
kev says:
u told me u r a boy?
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
i am a borl
kev says:
what is bort?
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
boy + girl
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
= borl
kev says:
i c
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
i have a penis
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
and a vagina
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
and no anus
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
but three breasts
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
you will find the third located on my back
kev says:
ok~
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
its so annoying not being able to lie on my back, sometimes i get so frustrated i cry!
kev says:
haha~~ur girl wont hav sex with me
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
she is a lesbian
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
do u have an anus
kev says:
no
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
really
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
wow, we're like twins! = D
kev says:

~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
i wish i had an anus
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
do u wish u had one
kev says:
yes
~*† Seresute †*~[...I loathe what I've become...] says:
im so jealous of ppl with anus's, it makes me sob